No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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