She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Randomize
