Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
