Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Boobs are out for the taking
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
pray to the hookup gods
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize