I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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