How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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