she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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