This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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