He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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