That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Randomize