I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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