Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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