what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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