i think my tv is drunk
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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