it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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