Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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