You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
