Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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