Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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