What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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