She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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