The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I understand Curling. That high.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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