I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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