i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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