the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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