come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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