Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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