worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We are all done wearing pants today
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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