is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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