I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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