the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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