Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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