Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
