In the future we'll all be gay
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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