You can't motorboat a personality
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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