her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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