Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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