i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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