You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i need some magic done to my vagina
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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