I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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