honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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