sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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