Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I could fuck to npr.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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