Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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