Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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