Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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