I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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