Rock
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Fuck
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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