I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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