Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
