who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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