check it out our google latitudes are spooning
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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